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January 31, 2006
The Theory of Chuck Norris Selection
Chuck Norris keeps a list of individuals that are endowed with variant traits which improve survival and reproduction. He allows those on this list to live. That list is the engine of biological evolution. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks all other individuals burdened by traits that are unfavorable.
It's the law of the jungle, baby.
Credit to a slashdot poster for first discovering this law.
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