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January 25, 2006

The Chuck Norris Law of the Excluded Middle

The Chuck Norris Law of the Excluded Middle

For any proposition P*, it is true that either P or ~P will be roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.**

Welcome to the dialectic of pain.

* Where a proposition is something that can stand on at least one leg, like the letter P. Also, Chuck Norris does not roundhouse kick things that can't stand up.

**Note: The intuitionist school invites a world of pain by maintaining otherwise.

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